Things You Thought You'd Never Say...

As a parent there are many things you say that you think back on and wonder who in the world has to say such things!

When Tater was little:

"Take the toilet seat off your head!"

When Bruiser was younger:

"Take your hand out of the toilet!"
"Your head is not a weapon!"
"We don't eat the outside of the orange!"

And then came Miss Wiggles! So far we have said:

"See, if you pull your hair, it hurts!"
"Don't lick the dishwasher!"

(And, of course, I'm having a bit if a brain block at the moment! I will add things as I remember then - so check back to this post!)